What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does my mom never wear underwear?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.